by jordan092617 April 05, 2021
by jordan092617 April 05, 2021
Sweet caring always there gor you what you need him will be there threw everything never gives go on what he loves fight for what he loves and always pulls the most girls
Girls #1 jordan is so damn fine
Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me
#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby
Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me
#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby
by SexyPornStar December 20, 2017
Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
by suckmyballsackyouni November 21, 2023
Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
by Countielovesjordan March 21, 2020