joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.
Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."
by rmag_tnc December 09, 2013
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john howard

Aust

n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,

1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.

2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.

3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(

4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.

v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.

1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.

2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.

3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.

4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.

5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
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Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.
1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."
by JAK January 27, 2004
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John Rocker

A largely rude and narcissistic brute.
-I hope somebody calms that John Rocker down or I might have to.

- My bus was late because a John Rocker kept berating a women on the bus.
by CobraMcD March 09, 2009
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john alfonso

A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
by Unknownimous* June 08, 2021
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john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father
me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘
by charleystarr2025 July 27, 2021
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John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 08, 2010
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