King James

the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.
Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"

Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"

Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
by romario187 June 13, 2011
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James Christ

The Father of Zombies. James Christ is the brother of Christian symbol, Jesus Christ, who lived around the time of Christ in his childhood home of Nazareth. James was killed accidentally, and resurected by his older brother.

Sadly, Jesus had yet to perfect the skill of necromancy, and his brother returned from the grave only to continue to rot and decay.

No one likes a zombie, so James headed off into the wilderness to be alone. He raised some zombies to play with, and they have continued to create more zombies to keep company.

James Christ is often ignored by the Christian church, as he shows a sign of Jesus' weakness. He is also VERY smelly.

none available. Watch your back, James Christ reigns supreme!
by Nate Compton July 06, 2006
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rick james

The Super Freak is super dead!
R.I.P. Rick, we hope god shows you his titties!
I'm Rick James Ghost Bitch!

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by exotoa August 08, 2004
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james pipe

a gay guy from hethersett who uses hair straightners and dildos.
Jim: look fred bet that guy knows pipe
Fred: wich guy jim
Jim:da geezer in the thong
Fred:oh ye a guy in a thong he must know pipe
Jim: true, very true
by Jonny waterhouse June 29, 2004
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James Michael

1. a short, funny looking kid from middle-of-nowhere, pennsylvania
2. a person who has no friends
3. ugly
by Susan April 25, 2005
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james stevenson

A kid who constantly has male reproductive organs, inserted in his rectum... or at least walks like it.

Chronic masturbater, he wacks off in his girlfriends bathrooms, doesnt clean it up, and leaves... and we never mentioned she was 4 years younger than him.
You shouldnt try pulling a james stevenson, hes a deusche.
by Qlanth November 01, 2004
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