Irish Noelle

A lazy mother who curses at everyone, alcoholic, smoking addict, and thot. Anorexic woman who dances in her underwear from 9:00 PM to 7:00 AM. Also spies on her video game addict son who nuts 24/7

Is that Noelle?
The Irish Noelle?
No she a hoe.

by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.

The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.

by SoberCaine November 6, 2021

Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016

Irish Car Starter

Jerk off a dude and start twisting his nipples as he cums, making him "explode" as you do.

"I gave this guy an Irish car starter. He moaned so loud"

by Obviouslyclear September 15, 2025

Black Irish

An African-American with an traditionally Irish or Gaelic last name

"What's your name man?"

"Darius McDonald"

"Ah a black Irish!"

by Silacious Krumb March 26, 2022

Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

Irish layoff

When your employer stops engaging you or giving you work to do in the hopes that you’ll just go away.

I’ve been waiting for months for an assignment, do you think I’m getting an Irish layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 15, 2024