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ETA (German)

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!
by ETA (German) October 31, 2025
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Tools needed:
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?

Me: How did you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???

Me: How’d you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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lollies and gems

good news, good advice, positive conversations. Tales, or stories.
That dude was a real story teller. He dropped some lollies and gems on us!
by Jayro69 November 27, 2015
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Pull a german

To fail at something you're supposed to be good at
'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'

'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'
by SteenTNS July 1, 2018
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It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")
A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.
by Innocence. February 15, 2019
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sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface
Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
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