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Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.
I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug
by Surlypat January 17, 2022
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Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower
Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.
by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021
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Kentucky Meat Shower

When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."
by Nerdi_D May 3, 2020
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Golden; like a shower.

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.
Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."
by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010
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katy perry shower

A shower that constantly fluctuates in temperature.

Derives from the Katy Perry song, "Hot N Cold"
- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.

- What do you mean by that????

- It's hot, then it's cold....
by Davidfreesefan23 September 4, 2014
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innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs
Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.
by nanabaanan May 11, 2020
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happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.
1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.
by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013
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