When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.
I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug
by Surlypat January 17, 2022
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Get the Drive by Shower Handy mug.When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."
by Nerdi_D May 3, 2020
Get the Kentucky Meat Shower mug.Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"
Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."
Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."
by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010
Get the Golden; like a shower. mug.- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.
- What do you mean by that????
- It's hot, then it's cold....
- What do you mean by that????
- It's hot, then it's cold....
by Davidfreesefan23 September 4, 2014
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Get the innocent long shower mug.The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.
1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.
2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.
2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.
by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013
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