Ethan

Nobody likes him

Nobody likes Ethan

by H3lloH3llo October 27, 2019

Ethan

A tiny Jew that likes big penis, is secretly a trans gender and likes to fuck other Ethan’s, usually the tall mop heads

“Holy fuck ethan is a bitch”

by ILikeBigMemea January 22, 2018

Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife

Did you see that Ethan at the park?

by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019

Ethan

The Scariest man you will ever meet

girl one: Ahhhh help ethan is chasing me
Ethan: I'm gonna put the rusty nail in you bitch

by Finestlmp November 05, 2019

Ethan

A gay person whos a selfish little bitch who backstabs and has bad breath.

Omg he wrote a book on us! total Ethan move!

by Jwjwjwjiw July 11, 2020

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 02, 2020

ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 08, 2019