dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

Dry

Being dry means for a person to talk, text, or act as if they don't care or responses are short and the vibe seems off

Why were you being so DRY last night on the phone?

by @afroheadddjay on instagram October 1, 2020

dry painting

another word for dickriding

glazer: *name* is the goat and everyone else is mid
person: bro stop dry painting them

by stingraii September 23, 2023

dry fire

(verb) to go through the motions necessary to discharge a firearm or ranged weapon, but without any functional projectile loaded into its chamber

It can be damaging to a bow to dry fire it.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022