yo ass drunk

You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason

Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months

Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk

by Bihh August 11, 2016

Drunk Dialing Syndrome

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.

I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.

by Daniel Marq May 13, 2008

Tucker-Max Drunk

When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky

by Broyles July 10, 2006

sippy cup drunk

When one is intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol to the point that he can no longer be trusted to drink from fragile or spillable containers.

Craig was so hammered last night he dropped two beer bottles in the kitchen and knocked over a nearly full bottle of Early Times. He was sippy cup drunk.

by kradackledack April 17, 2009

Drunk Girl Karate

When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.

Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!

Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.

by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009

Drunk Cougar Tipping

The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.

My lesbian friend and I witnessed a nasty Drunk Cougar Tipping in Ocean City.

by PMA205 December 7, 2011

Michael Caine Drunk

To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.

Jacob was Michael Caine drunk at the party last night. The likeness was unCainey.

by Birmingham English Dictionary November 14, 2011