When mature university students get extremely intoxicated with the help of coolers and a mickey in matter of 30 minutes
by koolio87 February 23, 2012
The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.
by Daniel Marq May 14, 2008
When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky
by Broyles July 10, 2006
The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.
by PMA205 June 10, 2011
When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.
Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009
1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.
by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009
To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.
by Birmingham English Dictionary June 02, 2011