Depression

A fancy word for feeling bummed out

“Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?”

“Dwight you ignorant slut”

by CreadThoughts.gov December 22, 2020

depressed rizz

when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you

Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.

Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.

by farmlorn December 5, 2023

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

Gucci Depression

When you are depressed but you are Gucci as in good, fine, etc.

I have Gucci Depression.
I am depressed but I'm okay, good, etc.

by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

Depression

The worst possible feeling ever. You're just so sad and sometimes don't wanna live anymore.

- What does depression feel like?
-It feels like drowning, only you see everyone around you breathing

by Sad.Kim December 2, 2016

zhyll depression

when you're crush says brb and doesn't return for hours and you feel like crying but you're staying strong

holy shit I think I have zhyll depression again

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha July 20, 2018