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southfield christian school

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood.
* dancing in front of mirror on Snapchat *

“ I came from the trenches!” but is really from Farmington Hills or Birmingham and goes to southfield christian school.
by arthoe91602 June 9, 2018
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Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019
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Sister Christian

A sexual act, whereby a naked man extends his arms like wings, gyrates his pelvis in order to create “helicopter dick”, and pretends to fly around a room, all whilst having his butt crack motorboated by a woman in order to create airplane engine noise. She’s motorin’, that’s the price for his flight.
We were back at his place, freebasing and listening to Rick Springfield while a little kid set off firecrackers. After a few big hits, he put on Night Ranger’s Midnight Madness album, took off his robe, and started pretending to fly around the room. I was pretty high so I started motorboating his butt crack. Now every time I come over there he asks if we can do the “Sister Christian”.
by Oona Pelota April 27, 2020
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The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.
Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.
by The Big G June 21, 2004
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trim my christmas tree

trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner
by santaBBBY December 13, 2014
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christopher lloyd

A movie star, starring in movies such as back to the future, my favorite martian, etc. It is used as slang for "bomb", "boss", or "Totally Awesome/Radical". Only because anyone named Christopher Lloyd has got to be Boss.
Did you hear about that new kid at our school, Christopher Lloyd? His name is Christopher Lloyd, so he must be Rad! Let's go meet him!
by Zach Burton January 20, 2008
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christmas

A christian festival held on the 25th of december that most non christians use as an excuse to get presents.
by mattyatty July 17, 2005
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