bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.

kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".

by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020

Fun bus is open

your done for if you come across this as a killer

Adam: FUN BUS IS OPEN!

That one kid in the party: oh he’s done for

by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has

DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome

by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025

Urban (Bus) Killer

All of those people who post long, self-riotous actual definitions of derogatory, intimate, or touchy terms.

They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.

The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.

Urban (Bus) Killer: "Fag is a derogatory term used typically by middle schoolers for homosexuals. Homosexuals are not funny or to be talked down about, they are humans like like you and me..." and on for another page.
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."

by FaqBasher January 13, 2022