cum bum

A cum bum is simply a cum bum. Cumming in Bumming is also another way to say it.

" you're such a cum bum"
"Fuck you Cunt"

by Bailey Brown lover March 24, 2019

Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

by Hason Wung August 12, 2011

bum supper

To do a big fat poo or (jobby) from your bum

Oh my, after eating that enormous burger, I think I might need a bum supper

by Gilly Pants January 28, 2006

Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

by Stan Ton October 14, 2011

bum tax

the money you have to pay a bum when he buys you liquor or cigarettes (if you're a minor that is). Generally you give them a twenty and let them keep the change, so they get in between 3 and 5 dollars for their services.

A: I've got just enough to buy a bottle!
B: I dont have my fake ID though. Do you have enough to cover the bum tax?

by ur_fav_girl_evr March 26, 2009

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

by Ade Lunn October 28, 2007