Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

cutie bum

definitly self explanitary
kirsty has the best one in the world
perfect shape soo nice to bite

pure perfection
smirstys cutie bum

hey cutie bum wasson?

by stubear December 7, 2011

bum tap

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.

Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"

by Ayyylien June 7, 2016

Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

by The Seal March 7, 2012

bum guzzler

a man who participates in homosexual activities.

a.k.a a queer

"hey roy I saw down the gay club last night"

"yeah, i was doing stuff"

"ur such a bum guzzler"

by roy woodhead January 16, 2008

Bum Garden

A distinct patch of hair growing around the lower back above the bottom.

Why don't you wax your bum garden.

by Rojosdelosaltos January 4, 2009

Under-Bum

An area located beneath the Buttocks, If ticklish it is open to the act of Under-Bumming, where a second party uses a hand to squeeze the area as a method of acute torture.

Usually not to extract information, But to extract uncontrollable laughter and strange noises from the Under-Bumee.

Person 1 : I'm bored, I'm going to Under-bum you!

Person 2 : NO! I cant take another Under-bumming!

by Thomasjeffy December 9, 2014