epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.
Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again
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Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.
"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"
by zayhoops May 5, 2023
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Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021
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Brandon Effect

Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
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Brandon

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Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
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