Brandon

Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him
Ooh, brandon is such a dick but he’s so sweet
by Glennise brown May 18, 2022
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The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
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hey look its the cumeater brandon
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handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021
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typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
god brandon is such a loser
by bithcboy April 19, 2024
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Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon
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Brandon, baby, boy
That guy is such a Brandon. I’m obsessed with him.
by mmaroonwalrus May 30, 2022
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