Cool Beans

if you use this word in 2021, you need help

bob: "Cool Beans"
also bob: I need help

by anonymous December 1, 2021

Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.

- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.

by Dieviete March 1, 2022

bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018

Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

spic bean

Portuguese f*** bag who is worthless trash and scummy

Man Tyron you're such a scummy piece of trash you f****** Spic Bean

by Spic Bean September 19, 2019

cool beans

something that is SO cool it is completely awesome!

Your shirt looks cool beans!

by KWEENISCOOLBEANS January 31, 2019

Jelly Bean

A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.

“Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”

by Rambo Slambo July 20, 2020