A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
