Half-Ass Holiday

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.

I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?

by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018

Half-Life 4

If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!

-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"

-Isn't Half-Life a game?

by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021

Half hood ass

A person who only wears a hood on the back part of their head not covering there ears.

Wade a half hood ass fool

by DRZY November 19, 2018

half-third-cousin

Half-3C:
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019

flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016

male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !

jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.

by michael foolsley May 30, 2022