gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

d'agasto

annoying person with a bowl cut

wow, i knew he was a d'agasto

by littycitty June 15, 2017

South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.

She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.

by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018

savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead

We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan

by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018

South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick

My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder

by The_Gutter March 8, 2019

The Alaskan Psycho

A 17 year old Psycho who resides in Anchorage Alaska but his Purposs is to FUCK SHIT UP

Man he’s just like The Alaskan Psycho

by All Mighty God April 8, 2020

Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 13, 2021