callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

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Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

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Mr Smith

to address the allegations: mr smith is NOT a pedophile. but he does hate us all;... he made fun of my haircut. (trust me, dhe idd he just doesn't remember it happening he has an old mushy brain)

mr smith said really mean things to someone

he was famous in poland

he stared at josh and it made him cry

person 1: wow Mr Smith amirite
person 2: he made me sad

by joebidenlovesmrsmith September 27, 2023

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