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Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.
Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights
by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012
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boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
by NewClear October 11, 2012
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180 days

yo i just did 180 days bruhh
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pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.
I eat pie on pi day.
by Primal Secret December 15, 2008
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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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day changer

An unexpected, incredibly large bowel movement that makes you feel as though you are lighter and increases your overall energy level.

Most day changers happen when you're already having a pretty good day. You might feel perfectly normal. Then you get the rumble. Nothing big just a little "hey when you get a chance" message from your belly region. Then you sit down and proceed give birth to a food baby you didn't even know was inside you. You walk out of the bathroom proud, accomplished, and feeling light on your feet. Your good day was just changed to a great day. Nothing can hold you back today.

Also you may feel hungry.
Person 1: walking around like king of the world almost glowing

Person 2: what's got you in such a good mood.

Person 1: just took a day changer. Nothing can stop me now!
by Meedama October 17, 2015
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Yellow Day

Yellow Day is a day in which a yellow person can make a friend who is not yellow do what they want for an entire day
Yellow person: It's Yellow Day!
Tom: Okay.
Yellow person: We can get covered in yellow paint!
Tom: Whatever makes you happy.
by Doodle128 December 16, 2020
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