Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

Hug a Creature from the Void Day

February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them

Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*

Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”

by tortured_student January 10, 2022

national hug a friend day :)

you can hug any friend you would like 👍

me: *hug*
friend: why did you hug me?

me: it’s national hug a friend day :)

by emdjdjenjf December 6, 2021

Hug

So simple but so hard to get.

A hug, is the most expensive and precious thing I would love to have right now.

by anonymous December 9, 2021

national hug day

national hug day is a day for girls and boys to hug each other

hug day is on the 14 of 2021 december

boy: its national hug day!
girl: *hugs him*

by ofhioewhfiohwiehfiuwehfiuwiope December 13, 2021

national hug day

national hug day is a day that people can hug each other, but not a simple hug, it must be a hug that they both can remember for the whole day! so a long hug!

national hug day is on 14s of december 2021

Boy: its national hug day!
Girl: *knows what national hug day is so girl gives boy a long hug*

by ofhioewhfiohwiehfiuwehfiuwiope December 13, 2021

Hug

A hug is when you as old as adult having sex with a child or toddler as young as 4 years old and it’s illegal against the law and a crime. To cover up what they did. Everyone is doing this. If you don’t put this definition up I know you are too and to report you to authorities. And it’s not for love. It’s for weird fetishes explicitly only

Thanks for the hug

by John Smith one of many johns December 15, 2021