A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who is in love with trains and Minecraft, he is bitchless with no game. has a small dick but is a monster in bed.
by booger flicker 34 November 17, 2022
Get the Dylan Gillmug. Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
by Mekachiku May 20, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by Dylan’s trim October 23, 2023
Get the Dylan’s trimmug. dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
Get the dylanmug. 6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball
by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024
Get the Dylan Hocommug. Dylan is a name of a young boy who grows up to become a beast. Dylan is a kind, smart, intelligent and a very good looking man. He is great at sports, very loyal, and the best captain anyone could have. If you’d met a Dylan, or my Dylan, you’d be pretty dahm lucky. But don’t get any ideas.
Ashley: Hey Katelynne, do you know that one boy Dylan?
Katelynne: Yesssss, why? What about him?
Ashley: He’s so cute, right!?
Katelynne: Ya, I know! He’s my boyfriend!
Katelynne: Yesssss, why? What about him?
Ashley: He’s so cute, right!?
Katelynne: Ya, I know! He’s my boyfriend!
by Four Sum Thing January 26, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.