Work Whore

A person who makes time to hang out with his "cool" friends, but pretends he's busy with work when invited to hang out with his real friends

"Man, Tom is such a work whore"

by Based_ICWD December 10, 2020

work

the worst thing ever created

money should be free so we don't have to work

by bigchingus409 September 9, 2019

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Basement work

The act of participating in sexual intercourse whilst being on bottom.

Friend: What’d you get up to last night?
Me: Wife was feeling frisky but I was tired so I did a little basement work.

by Randy Stone January 17, 2024

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

We have no idea how AI works

Yeah, you didn't fucking come up with the thing so why the fuck would you?

Anthropic CEO "We have no idea how AI works."

Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."

Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Work-stories

Work-Stories... , that Patrick

is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...

Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb

People being boring in work, so they do something to look popular - Work-Stories.

by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021