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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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Nature walk

"Tourist: Are there any restrooms at this rest area?"

"My wife: No, there's only a nature walk."
by baldman September 10, 2009
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my tightrope to walk

A phrase concerning a responsibility of oneself, usually along the lines of being a personal burden or curse. A synonym to "My cross to bear"
I hate being the designated fat girl of the group, but I know that it is my tightrope to walk
by Roitz October 22, 2010
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cock o' the walk

A phrase used to describe a person who is "too cool for school".
"Sir may I get your autograph", "Nahh, i'm the cock o' the walk baby".
by Spencer Heath November 27, 2007
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walk up song

Popularized by MLB, a walk up song is a song played when a person steps up to the plate or a similar position of taking care of business.
Andrew: "Hey Jim, what's your walk up song?"

Jim: "Born To Run by the Boss."
by Zweibel September 16, 2014
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walk toward the light

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week
by DonH October 2, 2003
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jan brady walk

When someone (usually a girl) walks while bobbing their head side-to-side making their hair move funny. See Jan Brady and in particular, the Brady Bunch movie.
Guy 1: Who's that chick? Why's she walking so funny?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got that Jan Brady walk going on. Weird.
by Gargy B March 26, 2008
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