wood

fricking wood you find on trees

dude i just cut some wood

by IM BANJO October 7, 2019

Beaumont woods

All you can smell is curry and noodles

This place is Beaumont woods

by Sexy paki 123 August 21, 2019

3-wood

the stick of golf

Get my 3-wood.

by jacknorth August 22, 2019

Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars

No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane

by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019

loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018