Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.

Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy

by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

willy bees

bees that are on/in/around or have some relation to a penis 🐝 🍆

"Ugh the willy bees are back!"

by drwillybees420 August 14, 2017

Willis

Secretly a loving man, hardass exterior but a teddy bear interior. Hurts the people he loves and regrets it for the rest of his life.

Hey man what's wrong with her?

She met a Willis

by Emerald💙 July 14, 2025

Willis

Willis is a small town in texas just north of Conroe. Where teenagers pretend to be country/ rednecks. Where all the hoes go to willis high school. The main attraction is super krogers. Walnut cove

Him: I'm from willis, Texas

Her: Where?
Him: don't worry about it

by Torpedo July 26, 2017