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Uncle Uh-Oh

Coined by Jacksfilms in his Royalty Free Christmas Songs part seven its a gentler name for "racist uncle Joe" who holds prejudices and believes evry Facebook conspiracy theory he comes across and makes evry family gathering awkward.
Did anyone give uncle uh-oh the zoom call link
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”
by BiggerChap November 25, 2023
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Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
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Uncle George

An order to kill a client

"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it

If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim
The assassin was told the secret phrase "Uncle George" over the phone knew that he got the command to proceed to go after his target.
by Secret Agent Jim June 30, 2025
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Uncle

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.
He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024
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wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
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Uncle Tucker

An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.
"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."
by Benadelian March 26, 2024
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