Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011

thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them

thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice

by ranga windows November 25, 2018

Thomas

a kid that plays league of legends and begs for fortnite accounts so that he can have every single skin in the game

1 "hay is that thomas" "i think it is he's always playing fortnite and league of legend" "i know right this guy should really find a life or maybe a girlfriend"
2 "hay thomas let's go out for a drink" "can't bro i'm playing league of legends

by crimsonland December 3, 2018

Thomas

A big cunt who doesn’t have respect for anyone besides the leader and sucks his dick. He also brag about having a girlfriend that doesn’t even like him.

You know that guy Thomas yeah hes a bitch

by Aids26363 December 3, 2018

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017

joshu thomas

a look a like off that dude from Slumdog Millionaire (Dev Patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. Either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. Either way it's whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart....he very smart

Dude 1: Yo have you seen the new Transformers movie bro?
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!

by Habdeeew August 7, 2017