Bean Wobbler

When you use your two fingers to jiggle and wobble her clit.

Dude 1: Man I managed to pull of the Bean Wobbler on her
Dude 2: Dude no way. How hard did you wobble it?
Dude 1: Man she started squealing like one of the chipmunks I crucified in my backyard

by LemminarTheSecond February 14, 2020

Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.

Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

bean harassment

When the beaner gets super upset with everyone. If some says “what’s up beaner” or looks at him. He will get super mad at you, because he’s been taking the coopshloong 24/7. Then he will proceed to say that you are harassing him. Then threatened to call the cops.

Bean harassment- Threatening to call the cops on you for the bean harassment.

You: What’s up beaner.
Beaner: *Angry Look* *Angry Noises*
You: What’s wrong beaner.

Beaner: Stop harassing me, I’m going to call the cops if you keep doing this.

by darwin2345 June 14, 2022

Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022