Weed

a kind of plant that if you smoke you will be higher than the sky modafaka
but once a wise man said

Smoke Weed Everyday

Snapp Dawg

Jason: Dude wanna smoke some weed to be the lead?
Tom: Nah I'm fine, in the other hand I'd like 12 tons, thank you

by whyryoureadinthisitwastingtime October 6, 2020

Burning weed

‘Burning weed’ means someone is smoking marijuana far beyond the point of getting high and have hit the point where they are no longer feeling added effect from continuing to smoke.

“That guy sure smokes a lot of weed.”
“Yeah. He’s been stoned for the last half hour but keeps smoking. He is basically just burning weed at this point.”

by Freddy Spudnik January 31, 2022

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like a pile of fishes who have been turned inside out and all of their insides are on show and outsides hidden.

Manisha is a buck weed.

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.

That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!

by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016