tea bitch

Someone who is shit at golf, has a big 'power draw' ;) and drive a scooby doo
by a tea bitch April 16, 2007
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sips tea

John: "Hey man, did you sips tea last night?"

Marco: "Yea boi, it was the best fucking pleasure I have ever had in my life."
by ScheinBoi2005 July 18, 2018
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Boston Tea Party

when a group of gentlemen take turns tea bagging an unsuspecting victim usually the victim is sleeping
"In stead of having anal sex we just boston tea partied my sleeping cat"
by Francisco Attardo April 15, 2003
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Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.
Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!
by HFKDJF November 28, 2007
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London Cream Tea

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!
by Harry Toba February 03, 2014
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tea towel holder

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
shall i put it in your tea towel holder
by bigsyinfidel February 27, 2014
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English Tea party

Invite your friends round to drink cups full of Tea with the secret ingredient of Cum
by livin-wid-aids January 04, 2016
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