tea bitch

Someone who is shit at golf, has a big 'power draw' ;) and drive a scooby doo

Oi, Tea Bitch...click click

by a tea bitch April 22, 2007

sips tea

To suck a girl's vaginal fluids.

John: "Hey man, did you sips tea last night?"

Marco: "Yea boi, it was the best fucking pleasure I have ever had in my life."

by ScheinBoi2005 July 18, 2018

Boston Tea Party

when a group of gentlemen take turns tea bagging an unsuspecting victim usually the victim is sleeping

"In stead of having anal sex we just boston tea partied my sleeping cat"

by Francisco Attardo April 15, 2003

Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.

Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!

by HFKDJF December 28, 2007

Spill the tea, sis

Group of words you say when you are making a funny video.

I have something to tell you.Spill the tea, sis

by el byers August 16, 2019

tea towel holder

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.

shall i put it in your tea towel holder

by bigsyinfidel March 7, 2014

Water Based Tea

Water Based Tea is the best drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Water Based Tea is a complete winner who has a ton of high achieving goals and plenty opportunities of success. Water Based Tea Drinkers are strong life forms and could knock out anyone (especially Milk Based Tea Drinkers easily) The leader of Water Based Tea gang is “Ginger Snap Ganon” who is a famous Italian mobster/ rapper/youtuber/mixed martial artist. Ginger is so good at martial arts that it has been reported he whooped the ass of Milk Based Tea leader “Gomank” in the streets of Brighton. Water Based Tea has a ton of supporters, prominent examples include famous Latin American Reggaeton artist Jose Herrera aka “Jatari” and Emo artist “Rose Boy”. Ginger Snap Ganon is running representing the Water Based Tea party along with his vice “Rose Boy”. Water Based Tea is far superior to Milk Based Tea.

He drinks Water Based Tea? Oh, his dick is big

by Rose Boy October 22, 2020