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wednesday madness

it can be used in two ways
1: the day you have crazy sex with your girlfriend because she is off her period. :)

2: being ridicoulusly horny and your gf is still on her period (must not have sex and has to toughen it out)
person 1:"hey dude do u wanna hangout this wednesday?"

person 2:"noo dude my grilfriend gets off her period that day."

person 1:"oo u you must get that WEDNESDAY MADNESS.
by JOSY OVALL December 21, 2008
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mad lake

Deep in a dopey way.
whacked out to the point of theology.

created out of a misspelling of like.
Person A: Man, the world is like so uptight, they need to like loosen up.

Person B: Dude your mad lake
by Taylor moore July 16, 2008
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as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.
£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!
by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008
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so you mad

also, s.y.m.

something you say to a hater .
alex: 'damn son u always chill w. nita . she looks soo good .'

justin: 'so you mad ?'

jd: 'shit, how much were those kicks ?'

bobby: '170 .'

jd: 'why are you trying to show off ?'

bobby: 'so you mad ?'
by justinro8inson September 27, 2009
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Mad Snail Hours

The time of day between 11pm and 3am

Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.
Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate

Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours😡🐌
by @xanaxclimax September 20, 2017
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Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.
"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"
by harry dixon III December 16, 2020
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mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session
dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat
by alex3142 May 18, 2016
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