by diabetes man February 26, 2021
Get the Beetus-Sleep mug.Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.
by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023
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Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022
Get the Sleep Pussy mug.The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
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