A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.
Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight
by Goofy Snake January 08, 2022
by Oranana October 15, 2023
by rodthegod362310 November 06, 2019
by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019
A cisgender heterosexual man who would not date transgender people due to his transphobic ideas and fragile masculinity.
These people would refer to themselves as “super straight”, however you cannot be “super straight” if you’re excluding an entire group of people from being in a relationship with you.
These people would refer to themselves as “super straight”, however you cannot be “super straight” if you’re excluding an entire group of people from being in a relationship with you.
Transphobe: Hi! I’m super straight
Person: What does that mean?
Transphobe: I don’t date trans people.
Person: So you’re semi-straight?
Transphobe: YoU’rE iNvAliDaTiNg mY sExUaLiTy
Person: What does that mean?
Transphobe: I don’t date trans people.
Person: So you’re semi-straight?
Transphobe: YoU’rE iNvAliDaTiNg mY sExUaLiTy
by sweaterw3ather March 06, 2021
by Plw9696 January 30, 2021
When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.
YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!
Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.
Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.
by Beansinacan January 09, 2021