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Super straight

A sexual orientation in which cis males go on dating app Grindr to hook up with other men discretely, but will only have a romantic relationship with cis women to keep up appearances.

Some guy: Are you sure you’re not gay? We just had sex?

Other man: Of course not! I’m super straight! uwu

by Superstraight-uwu March 8, 2021