Social Housing Baby

Child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life.

1. How do you plead?
2. Your honour, I was a social housing baby
3. Case dismissed!

by larry donovan May 8, 2009

Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.

Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.

by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013

sexy-social intelligence

Having a great understanding of the social implications of sex. Knowing how to make somebody attracted to you means you have a high sexy-social intelligence.
A person with high sexy-social intelligence often has a very healthy sexuality.
Differs from sexual intelligence because it doesn't concentrate about how to have sex, but how to get it.

Jane: Lisa has loads of casual sex, but isn't a total slut!
Isabelle: Yeah, she has high sexy-social intelligence, so she dates loads of attractive decent men, and doesn't get used or degraded.

Mark: My friend Stanley always brings home two chicks when we hang out in bars!
John: How the schuzzbuckler does he manage such feats?
Mark: He has a really high sexy-social intellgence, I guess.

by Yames August 20, 2014

social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

by EasyD803 December 22, 2013

social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015