bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

Noob

One who has an absence of boobs but who biologically identifies as a female
(No boobs)

Oh my god Becky look at that noob!!! She has literally no boobs. At. All.

by noobsandnoboobs July 5, 2018

Noob

obviously worse than Pro

Noob: Hi, can you be my friend?
Everyone: Goodbye

by ImNoobXD August 9, 2022

Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 2, 2021

Noob

¹A person who really sucks at games
²A person new to a game

what a noob.

by Some Crappy User May 1, 2016

Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.

Hey, shut up you noob!

by Smart Child May 5, 2020

NOOB

When whom is a noob, they get no more than 1 killstreak and you could never rely on such a person, TBH I say kill them all

OMG what a fu***ng NOOB kill him now!

by themissile14 June 6, 2015