Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.

Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself

by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021

Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.

Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.

by ballsinthewind June 23, 2010

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

phone

a tiny device that messes up your eyesight and you stay on there for 25 hours a day

i went blind because of my phone

by That handle is already in use4 September 29, 2023

swap phones

mostly used on tiktok when someone sees a couple and then they say "swap phones" in the comments meaning the couples swapping phones to look through it to see if someone is cheating. finding something to end the relationship because their jealous.

"Someone sees a couple having fun on tiktok"
someone in the comments "swap phones"
they are jealous.

by silly_frenchfry March 7, 2024