You are the dumbest redneck, a COW it doesn't go moo and it isn't a Condo On Wheels, it's a fucking trailer, what
a dumbass condo, on wheels....
a dumbass condo, on wheels....
by WGOMBAR November 5, 2010
Get the COW mug.Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
Get the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite mug.by anonymous October 6, 2022
Get the when someone is cooler than the cow mug.a bunga. And a bunga is DEFINED as cow shit... not bullshit a.k.a. the lies...
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
by Cypher Mode December 8, 2025
Get the Cow mug.The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
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Get the Ask the cow! mug.The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.
Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!
by RuffBudda January 25, 2022
Get the Cow in my stomach mug.Supposed to be a wealthy person from school, university and or the social network that its possible to meet with that allows cash flow dispensation requests. However is very difficult to find one these days with all the information privacy. Otherwise its someones parent, parents etc. Otherwise its a business that produces money.
Did you ask that Cash Cow for financial assistance with accounts payable? No I replaced the query with a search for a junior and or senior accountant with some experience in a small, medium and or large origination and some work experience, that knows a thing or two about salary authorizations and allowances however I haven't narrowed it down to exactly whom to ask.
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