Cow Tipping

The act of paying off a hot chicks fat home girl so she'll stop cockblocking.

"Bro did you bang that fine ass blonde from the club last week"?

"Had to do some cow Tipping first but yeah knocked the bottom out of it"
"That's my boy"!! "What'd it cost you" ?
"Shit I smoked a hog leg with that heifer and she was out cold"!
"That's what's up"!

"Knocked it down on top her while she was passed out"!!
"Fucking legend"!!

by Urmainbitchismysidebitch July 22, 2021

Cow Tipping

When you shove her off the while sleeping. When she is stunned, you fuck in her in the ass.

Angie got drunk last night and passed out. Dan went cow tipping on her drunk ass.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋

Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!

by Strongblanco June 22, 2019

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

milking a sick cow

Using an idea for a product that is now old, boring, and predictable.

That Marvel franchise is milking a sick cow at this point.

by zcap9 March 4, 2018

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018