National kick balls day

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November

Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

by Stacey the ball kicker October 3, 2020

National Thigh High Day

On September 22 anyone with thicc thighs and some form of Legwear such as thigh highs, leggings, stockings, etc. is to send their partner photos of their self in the previously mentioned that legwear and or let them see irl.

I can’t wait for national thigh high day; my girl would look great in some thigh highs.

by Unknown Chonky Lad September 8, 2020

National cutie pie day

A day to celebrate your cutie pie

Hey cutie pie, it’s national cutie pie day

by Her🤭 July 28, 2018

National feed Josh Day

April 19th you feed a friend name Josh to show your appreciation for their love for food. Its customary to make a sandwich, share a debbie snack, or make a taco bell run with your chosen Josh.

Cooked dinner for family on National feed Josh Day only to invite that friend Josh to enjoy the delicious home cooked meal.

by RoguePanda May 28, 2018

national throw midget day

today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions

its today , national throw midget day
wait i am a midget
bye bye

by succmyroot October 21, 2020

National Drift King Day

On December 4th, 2015, Twitch Streamer RTGame announced on twitter that he won a 200cc Mario Kart tournament in College hence giving him the title of 'Drift King'. We mark this day to commemorate the birth of our beloved Drift King, RTGame.

Person A: "Did you hear, its National Drift King Day today!"
Person B: "Wonderful! I can't believe they used to call him the Drift King back in college."

by XenSergal December 4, 2021

National Being Gay day

You can kiss a boy and not be gay

Hey Diego ima kiss you
Nah it’s national being gay day lol

by National bra good October 17, 2019