The best day in American history as Barack Obama was named the next President of the United States. Also notable, Sarah Palin was sent back to Alaska and will hopefully fall of the face of the Earth, preferably to Hell.
This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.