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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
by Sexydimma February 4, 2012
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Noob

a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
Guy 1:"Ha Lol u Noob you have no robux (this was made to inform roblox flexers to stfu)"
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
by RandomNumber June 1, 2018
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noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.
noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.
by jjprs306 December 4, 2017
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Lol xD Noob

A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player
Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.
by ShElnes March 3, 2021
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noob

by eppiiiccc gammerr September 12, 2019
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noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.
Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3
by SoKawaiiBri April 2, 2011
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Noob

One of the worst things you can say to a gamer.
"You fucking noob!"
"What the fuck did you just call me?"
by MazLoopvogel March 8, 2018
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