Chuff muffins

Muffins made with and/or filled with the hair that surrounds yous asshole.

dude, my mom ate those chuff muffins we made and she said they were great.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

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Douche Muffin

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur

Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.

by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010

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figgin muffins

you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly

"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"

by mer_smells_funny July 06, 2005

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muffin man

Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.

Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"

by Philbur August 18, 2006

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Toy Muffin

A little person who someone takes under their wing, a "minime", a boy toy (but in a non way), a kid who hangs around you all the time (not to be racist, but usually little Asian people).

"Awwwwwwww!! He is so cute! He totally has to be my toy muffin!!"

"I love my little toy muffin, he's so adorable!"

by *Kate Teh Gangster April 14, 2006

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