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by gucci ganggucci ganggucci gang January 9, 2020

tobys mom

a woman who takes it in the poo hole then in the vag after in th vag in the mouththen waits for a nice cumming to the face srry toby i had to :D

me: dude i got a tobys mom
toby: ew my mom
ya:it was sick but still very pleasing

by jeff webb:D October 4, 2010

mom

someone I HATE, find annoying, too mature and protective. usually sexy.

my friend is such a mom she doesn't know how annoying she is.

by margaritabathbomb December 11, 2018

hockey mom

A mother dedicated to her children, who will take them to school, to their friend's place, to the skating rink... She generally is a stay at home mother.

See also "soccer mom".

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin describes herself as the archetypal hockey mom.

by Ocilya42 October 18, 2008

Coley's Mom

a well-seasoned whore

Jon: Yo wassup man?
Andres: Just playing some Smash Bros.
Jon: Aw man! I'll totally own you like Coley's Mom. Throw me a stick!

by jondres January 19, 2005

Wine mom

Wine moms are like those fun drunk girls you always meet at parties, except now they're all grown up! They know how to have fun and won't let age get in their way of some drunken moments. They are the definition of extra and they're definitely those ladies at the block party getting drunk off of too much pink wine

"hey ladies, I brought the white Zinfandel to the play date!"

"Tina it's only 11 o'clock! This is too funny, we are so bad. Go wine moms amirite"

by Thequestionis Whoare You March 6, 2015

your mom is your dad's mom

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006