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matt bradley

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020
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Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.
I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.
by MATT_FTW November 21, 2021
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matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right
sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality
by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017
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Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
Just been chucking a uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.
Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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Matt

Pathological Liar, Unable To Commit Likes to Hear Himself Talk
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.
Girl 1 Is he lying again
Girl 2 Yes he's pulling A Matt
by Nina313 March 3, 2022
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Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
Matt is such a sweet person
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
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