magic carpet rizz

Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes

AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥

by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023

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Magic bowl

A magical bowl that produces foods with at least 380 calories

Gabe pulled out his magic bowl and summoned 7 deep dish pizzas

by Deezium November 15, 2023

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dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

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Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

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UwU Magic

Thank you RAWR UwU xD
OwO Meow
OwO Nya
OwU Neko
OwU-Chan
TeeHee UwU
UwO Ehe~
Kawaii~~

Youtube Superchat:
Merry Christmas
I know you won't say it Nerissa
But would Aradia read the UwU magic as one more Christmas gift?
Aradia: *continues to read the UwU Magic out loud*

by TheGreenDeath#EUW January 16, 2024

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AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.

Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024

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