Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805

I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!

by rjt23 May 21, 2025

Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

by Handle Here June 18, 2018

magic drop

When you take a shit and there's no shit on your toilet paper, it must have dropped magically.

Did I even shit? I guess it's a magic drop.

by exquickie January 12, 2018

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

magic ranic

when you cast magic on someones dick and it shrinks it

mike did magic ranic on rons dick

by wayno745 October 28, 2025